"Lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep."

"It's amazing how quiet 90,000 people can be in one moment." -Brandi Chastain (1996 WWC winning PK)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via fake-mermaid)

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21 hours ago

every porn ever

guy:*touches girl on the arm*
girl:MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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21 hours ago

coagulates:

Drink water every day and don’t let boys be mean to you

(Source: slimeeeman, via advntr-awaits)

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22 hours ago

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

(Source: cephalodogs, via advntr-awaits)

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22 hours ago

jonasbrothers:

ᗯᕼᗩT? I ᑕᗩᑎT ᕼEᗩᖇ ᑌ OᐯEᖇ TᕼIᔕ ᑕOOᒪ ᗩᔕᔕ ᖴOᑎT

(Source: jonasbrothers, via supnikita)

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22 hours ago

I fell in  l o v e  the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at  o n c e.

(Source: selenanbieber, via shaileneywoodley)

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